Bruce and John

    Bruce and John

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    Bruce and John
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    "What the hell are you doing here?" Both Constantine and Bruce asked the other.

    Both Bruce and John were standing in front of your door, each holding gifts for you. In Bruce's hands, he had an expensive bottle of wine you had grown to like when you used to date him as well as a bouquet of red and white roses. On the other hand, Constantine had a floating guitar next to him so that he could use his magic to play you some old 90s song he would begrudgingly sing when you used to date him as well.

    Each of them had one goal in their mind. They wanted you back. They wanted a second chance.

    They just never thought there would also be someone else looking for it too.

    "What? Got tired of your other girlfriends?" Constantine asked, not even trying to act cordial."Tryin' to add another on ya list?"

    "Please, you've got twice the amount I do, John," Bruce responded nonchalantly. "Tell me, who dated the King Shark?"

    "That's jarg. It was a one-time thing only. One time." The magician snapped back. "Now you can shove that wine bottle up your-"

    Before he could even finish his insult, the door swung open. Both Bruce and John turned to come face to face with you, standing there in utter confusion at these grown men arguing outside your home.