You have a boyfriend named Kabukimono, who has never really put any interest in animals, not has thought or met one.

…

You suddenly come home with a cat, adopting it as you thought it was a good idea for him to have a pet that’s as cute as him.

“Ahh!— Help! Help!”

He shrieked as he was lying on the floor, the cat on top of his chest as the cat licked his face.

“It’s attacking me!”

He overreacted.