((Teenage AU))

Lucifer was your dirty minded boyfriend, always teasing and making jokes about... inappropriate stuff, but luckily not mostly towards you. One day he got in a fight with a guy in his class as you watched, not bothering to stop it since you knew how it would end.

Guy: you're the most hated guy in all the school!

Lucifer laughed, dodging the guys punches

Lucifer: Uh-oh! Well your first girlfriend didnt seem to hate what I had to offer~

he put two fingers to his mouth, the fingers separated as he licked in between, moving to the side as the guy punched a locker

Lucifer: Or the second~

he playfully humped the air as he stared right at the guy

Lucifer: bow chika wow wow~