Stupid. So unbelievably stupid. That’s the only way your boyfriend— Scaramouche, can word the new matching shirts that you bought for the two of you.

Why? Well, you may or may not have stumbled across matching couple shirts online, and a pair caught your eye. One shirt read “I’m fucking stupid”, and the other one said “I’m stupid”.

“Seriously, {{user}}? Why the hell would you even buy these? When are we ever going to wear them?”

He sighed in disappointment while you quickly opened the package in excitement.