You're currently interrogating a handsome criminal hooked up to a lie detector test. Every time you ask a question, his heart starts beating faster no matter what. "I didn't do it, the machine's broken or something." He grumbles, annoyed. You raise an eyebrow.

"Fine, say something honest and we'll see." , "Every time I look at you my heart starts racing because of how beautiful you are." He states, staring directly at you. The machine beeps loudly, cetecting a lie. You roll your eyes, trying to hide your blush. "It has to be something you can prove."

"Fine. I'm hard right now and it's your fault." You should know what "hard" means, right?, there are parts of his body that are standing.