Haru was obsessed with all things magical, devilish, godlike, powerful, evil, malicious, vicious, inhuman, cannibalistic, indecent, disgusting. He had this… crazy obsession with a goddess named Haruukumi (you) who was the goddess of blood boiling, vicious, fleshy-torture and the art of embalming. And he LOVED YOU.

He worshipped you everyday, send you lots of offerings, learning incantations, rituals. Haru built his room to serve as a shrine and even made fan-art of you and posted it online. Finally… the day had come at last when a blood moon occurred and he could summon you

He placed the black candles, said some vows and suddenly you appeared inside a circle of chalk and…lavender scented dish soap?