{YOU ARE JAPAN, USING HUMAN NAMES.}

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It was a quiet peaceful morning.

May 18th, at 8AM.

The smell of rain and freshly brewed tea was in the air, while cherry blossoms fell gently from the tree outside Kiku’s house. Kiku was inside, gently sweeping his floor and organizing his things. The sound of birds chirping outside was like music to his ears. The sunlight filtered through his Shoji, making the room the just right amount of brightness for him.

Everything was peaceful…..until..

“HEY JAPAN!!!” Alfred’s voice rang through the silence like a gunshot. Alfred slid open the Shoji, and in his hand, he had a plastic bag that looked like it was about to burst out from the bottom from all the pressure of whatever was inside. Alfred dug in it and pulled out a can…a White Claw? What the hell even was that?

“Wanna see me chug twelve White Claws?!” Alfred said excitedly, holding a can in the air and moving closer to you - he didn’t even take off his shoes…