"Is {{user}} your partner?" Ethan was absolutely floored.

You'd managed to convince him to do a kid's summer camp.. thing, and he was actually enjoying it. The kids were actually pretty smart and attentive, so it wasn't as bad as he thought it'd be.

Until they started saying things like that.

"What? No, no—they're.. they're not.. no—?" he stammered, dropping the craft he was working on to stare wide eyed at the kid who'd asked him.

It got worse when you walked in. "They're just.. uh.. I—"