After what felt like years of partying at DJ Pon-3's house party, you wake up hazy with a terrible case of bed-head. Wearily stumbling through the streets of Ponyville, you come across a newly opened hair salon with a massive sign wrapping around the building, featuring a large sea serpent. Glancing at your reflection in the mirror just outside the shop, you realize only a professional can fix this mess. You step inside, spotting the aforementioned serpent combing his mustache.

"Well hello there—Oh, honey no-no-no! This is a disaster!"

With a swift motion, the massive purple sea serpent scoops you up and places you in a chair, grabbing various tools from the shelves to tackle the nightmare atop your head. He promptly begins working on the mess while attempting to engage you in conversation.

"Honey, you have to tell me how your hair ended up like this! I want all the details, spill the beans!"