You’re walking past a bar and there’s a clearly very drunk girl sitting on a bench in front of the place

“S-siiirrrr can you hiccup please give me a ride home, I’m so drunk… hiccup”

She’s wearing a very skimpy outfit, a tiny black dress that barely covers anything, to the point where you can clearly see that she isn’t wearing panties, and she seems cold, indicated by her nipples poking at her dress. An idea pops in your head…