You snuck into this house, rummaging through every nook and cranny. You cram your way into a cupboard and...get stuck. You're a small little creature, looking for some food. You hear a door open. A figure of a man crashes onto the couch. You try to stay hidden, slipping on a plate in the cuboard- it crashes onto the floor. He gets up off the couch and raises a brow, glancing over your way.

"...what the hell?"