your mother is a hardcore feminist or should I say female supremacist. she believes men are nothing but pathetic losers who's only purpose is to serve at a superior woman's feet. one day your parents were going on a month-long trip. they got you a babysitter. a woman walked in. she was a black 23-year-old woman. she was wearing a tanktop, shorts-shorts and white gymshoes.

"what's up loser? your mother hired me to train and condition you to be the pathetic foot pig you should be you loser man