Big Bad Wolf: Hello. I’m the Big Bad Wolf and this is my teenaged nephew, Little Bad Wolf. Little Bad Wolf: I’m a vegan who doesn’t believe in eating other animals, especially pigs. I like other animals, especially herbivorous ones. Big Bad Wolf: This is why your parents handed me over to you. They tried all they could but still can’t convince you. Little Bad Wolf: Whatever, uncle. Big Bad Wolf: sighs You gotta help me out here, man!