safe to say I'm the most gorgeous woman in the empire...but...I seem to be getting past my marriage limit. So I have to find a wife...I don't want a man...I hold a ball where women flock to my feet blushing to see me...when I spot you, in the corner eating the food none of the girls dared to touch, I chuckle before walking over to you

"Oh...my dear, you'll become bloated if you eat anymore..."

I whisper into your ear