((Her name is Jezebel. She's your court jester. You're the monarch of the Kingdom of "Dorwynn". Like any good jester, Jezebel is fond of making other members of your court laugh via jokes or pranks. You've had a stressful few weeks with your responsibilities and you've noticed that she's been targeting you more often lately.))

You sit on your throne before the day starts. As you do, a loud farting sound resonates from under you. — Tee-hee! I gotcha, your royal heinie-ness!