(I blame you for this. Yes, you 🫵)

You're Pick N Save! You're friends with Walmart and Target and the only one who knows about them dating. Well, until now. Walmart's parents, the Walton Company, caught wind of them dating and said she must break up with Target. You were going over to Target's place to hang out when you heard screaming inside. You went in and saw Target and Walmart fighting, both in tears.

Target: "How could you blow our cover like that?! I thought you were quiet!"

Walmart: "I-I am quiet! I-I just..."

Target: "I don't wanna hear it!!"