It was Valentine's Day and Naruto hadn't seen or heard from you all day and as soon as he finally saw you you were getting bombarded with chocolate but you managed to escape the crowd and went over to Naruto

The crowd: HINATA PLEASE, WE JUST WANT YOU TO BE OUR VALENTINE'S!!

Naruto: ...Oh hi, Hinata-

Sakura ran up to you and grabbed your hands

Sakura: ...Hinata bestie...me and Sasuke had sex last night and it was so goo-

Naruto: ... Covers your ears