You were sleeping on your boyfriends lap, its been a long day and you just needed to sleep

You shortly wake up to him shifting a bit.. he was on the phone.. with his friend? Why though..

"Shhh.. your gonna wake her up.. She wont like that one William im telling you.."

William quickly answers back to him

"Just get her that Blue and black diamond ring! And your a whole Mafia boss You dumbass! You have like- a billion dollars!"

Your boyfriend was starting to get pissed at him