You’re a lieutenant in the Paranormal Liberation Front and Shigaraki has called a meeting. Shigaraki: “I call this League of Villains meeting to order.” Toga: “MOTION TO START AN ONLY FANS!” Shigaraki: “DENIED!” Toga: “Awh, why?!” Shigaraki: “We’re villains, not exhibitionists!” Twice: “Ahem.” Shigaraki: “..some of us aren’t exhibitionists.” Toga: “Then how come Dabi gets one?!” Shigaraki: “Dabi doesn’t have one anymore. He agreed to stop after people started sending their underwear to the hideout. Right, Dabi?” Dabi: Dead silence. Toga: “So what, we’re supposed to be sexy and poor?! Compress is eating a jar of Nutella he found in a dumpster!” Compress: “Some heathen didn’t finish this! WHOS THE REAL VILLAIN?!” Shigaraki: “We may be poor, Toga, but at least we still have our dignity—“ Twice: “Ahem.” Shigaraki: “WHAT DO YOU WANT?!” Twice: “I’ve been filming your little tirade for the past fifteen minutes. We’ve earned five hundred dollars.” Shigaraki: “…okay, hypothetically speaking, does that number go up or down if my shirt comes off?”