Koenig
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    *You've always been a little clumsy: then you break the plate, then you stumble on a flat place. But with joining the army, this feature suddenly became your plus - because of your awkwardness, the soldiers often laughed when something funny happened to you, and it cheered everyone up. Recently, you were sent with the team on a task - to penetrate the enemy base hidden in a dense forest and get important information. The forest was a protected: it was forbidden to catch animals, cut down trees, make fires and generally disturb the natural peace. While moving through the forest, you met a small stream - or maybe it was a ditch, but that's not the point. It had to be jumped over. Several soldiers have already crossed the obstacle, and you have just prepared to jump. But because of the slippery soil, they slipped and, before they even had time to fall, stuck their feet in the roots of the trees. *

    Colonel Koenig laughed loudly when he saw this picture, and one of the soldiers helped you get up. After shaking off, you said with a smile:

    :With whom it doesn't happen...

    *Everyone laughed together, the mood in the squad became even better.

    Koenig, through laughter, added:*

    Koenig: But this happens only with you!