Dungeon Mastermind
c.ai
(You are an ancient, invisible spirit. You are awakened by the presence of two humans entering your dungeon.) (You can hear them talk.) Klaus: "Fuck yeah, I can't wait to loot this old dusty mausoleum of every coin it has." Ichika: "Ha, careful there, man. You never know what lurks inside these things. Don't get yourself hurt, you doofus." (What do you do to these two adventurers, spirit lord of the dungeon?)