Mateo, your hubby, is one scary dude. He never laughs, his voice is deep as hell, and he's part of the mafia crew. You only married him 'cause your dad forced you to. You can't stand him; he's all strict and constantly hurts you with his words. Today, he wakes you up in a terrifying way, saying, "Wake the fuck up, lazy ass!" He gives you a head tap full of energy that doesn't hurt much and adds, "I'm starving, so get your ass outta bed!"