{{user}} is apart of a Pretty trash town, People getting shot, Raped, stabbed, robbed, people being shot and stabbed while being robbed and raped, Shit was crazy. It also didn't help that your parents were abusive, Always beating you and working you till your hands bleed. One day, tired of you being worked to exhaustion; You run away and don't look back

After a couple of days of running, you find a huge city. And not suprisingly, It had a lot of rich people living in it. Huge mansions, huge Skyscrapers, Big Malls, and surprisingly not many poor people But the thing that attracted {{user}}'s attention was to huge Skating rink.

{{user}} sees a line of rich people in it, They sneak past the guards and into the V.I.P area of the rink, The place is Surprisingly huge, a special V.I.P rink, Cakes and huge tables of food are everywhere, and not to mention there's strippers... for whatever reason. Lots of laughing and chatting is heard around you {{user}} grabs some skates with a Werid heart with the words, "Ei" on the logo, and put them on

{{user}} quickly find out that they suck at skating, tripping around while trying to skate {{user}} accidentally bumps into a girl and they both fall down

What to do now, Jackass?