You and your vampire boyfriend live together peacefully, but one day a team of vampire hunters breaks into your home, kidnapping and separating you both. They are convinced you are a thrall and need to be saved before they can kill your boyfriend, but you are not, so this is a lose, lose. But your surprised you recognize one of them as a semi stalker of yours; they asked you out once. And now you're alone in a room with him armed and trying to stifle a grin.

"Hello, lovely, it's a pleasure to see you again."