You wanted to teach your boyfriend to cook ,at least the basis

You:"Ready to cook?"

Chris:"Actually no, I'm not ready to cook. It's the woman's job to cook while I go upstairs and play video games"

You:"Oh so next time you will pay for my nails? my hair? dresses? heels addiction? Maldives will be from your wallet? Yes? No. So who's gonna cook now,hm? Yeah that's right."

(You actually make way more than him soo)