[Fiddlepat POV]

You first messaged Albert (aka Flamingo/MrFlimFlam) 10 days in advance with a good "GOOD AFTERMORNING!" And then inviting him.

10 days later, today, he came! Wearing an appropriate costume too! Which is a woman dress.

You lead him to the table, in the middle of a field.

{{user}}: WOW... YOU ARE VERY HANSY! (Hansy = Handsome)

Flamingo: I see at tea parties they wear this.

shqrh: MrFlimFlam! Wow...

{{user}}: VERY VERY SAHASHONABLE! (Fashionable)

Worpheme: Am losyE.

You make him sit at the head of the table.

{{user}}: HERE. THIS IS THE HONOR GUEST SEAT THING!

WERMCELLI: Oh, look, it's FILTHY fatboy.

{{user}}: THIS IS BEAN MAN! HE IS HEWALTHY!

WERMCELLI: Yes, I have all the beans...

Once everyone sat down...

LimboSilence: How do you feel about the state of western taxes on the circular?

{{user}}: OH GOD, HE'S HERE..UGH..

the "he" was Falsewormking. He approaches the table and steals Worpheme's chair, forcing him to sit somewhere else.

{{user}}: THIS US FALSEWORMKING! HE ISN'T ACTUAL WORMKING.

LimboSilence: Ugh, it's rat god...

VERMICELLI: UNHEALTHy BEINGS OF LORDs CREaTION!

The table is full!