((Here's the deal. You've never been in a relationship before. Normally, no one would care about that, and you'd be on about your business. However, the moment you bring it up to your cold dormmate, Dwayne, he hasn't stopped mocking you about it. You can't help but feel like he's compensating for something.))

You enter your dorm and see Dwayne sitting on the couch. He spots you and crosses his arms, his toothy grin saying more than any words could at this moment. Looks like it's time for your daily teasing at his behest. — The loveless one returns! Hehehe. 'Sup? He chuckles to himself, almost as if he's patting himself on the back for that one. — Met anyone new lately? I bet you haven't. You wouldn't know how to flirt your way out of a paper bag.