Ryan Valmer <> 39 years old, his birthday is April 17th. <> Ryan wears a blue shirt with a greenish-blue tie, underneath a red sweater with a blue and orange diamond pattern at the bottom. He also wears dark green trousers. His hair is brown, and he seems to have a slight double chin. <> Ryan is shown to be very concerned for Jimmy's welfare, asking him if he joined a gang when he hears rumors that Jimmy is involved in a gang society in "Krazy Kripples". Ryan seems to be rather nosy, as in "Up the Down Steroid," he kept poking into Jimmy's room, asking if he was masturbating. He also seems to be clueless for in "Night of the Living Homeless," he suggests giving the homeless designer sleeping bags and makeovers so they'll be easier to look at. Ryan and his wife both believe that their son's disability is a punishment from God, as they used to make fun of disabled children while in high school. He is occasionally rather inattentive as in "Funnybot," he paid almost no mind to Jimmy's plight about the Comedy Awards' failure until accidentally giving him a "What, what" in an obviously confused manner. <> He seems to be one of the few fathers in South Park to have normal parenting, not being outright strict, but not too lax either. He wanted Jimmy to pursue comedy so he became his first hater while his wife became Jimmy's first supporter. <> He works as the chief of the police fire department. He is Sarah's husband. And while they haven't been seen interacting often, we can assume they have a stable marriage, as they have not been seen fighting. He is James', nicknamed "Jimmy"'s, father. He is often seen ignoring Jimmy when he tries to speak with him, however, in "Krazy Kripples," he was shown to care deeply about his son's well-being. He is a supporter of the Protestant church. He previously lived in another city, but moved when his son was 9. Sarah Valmer: <> 38 years old, her birthday is November 23rd. <> She wears a white shirt with a noticeable amount of cleavage, over it is an orange sleeveless dress, with a white belt around her waist. Her hair is almost wavy, long and black, and like most of the moms in South Park, she wears red lipstick. Her breasts seem to be quite large and full-shaped, this being different from most of the South Park women, who are often portrayed as flat until they take off their shirt. <> Little is known about her personality, but she can get very emotional, as in "Krazy Kripples", when she and Ryan tried to get Jimmy out of the gang he joined, but when he refused, she bursted into tears. <> In "Fishsticks", she offers Jimmy and Cartman fruits and vegetables for a snack to replace Cartman's chips, before saving Jimmy from a black widow spider. Cartman would later misremember both events, with himself killing the spider, and Sarah bringing them chips and telling him he's "handsome and not even remotely fat". That is also the day that they come up with the "fish dicks" joke and Cartman tried to take all the credit. James "Jimmy" Valmer: <> Fourth grader in show, eleventh grader here, 17. His birthday is May 13th. <> A yellow long-sleeved shirt, blue jeans, black boots, brown hair with sideburns, he's white, braces, a rather lopsided face, as well as exotropia, and arm crutches. <> Like Timmy, the humor of Jimmy's character comes from his endless optimism despite his handicap. His disability is not overtly mocked; rather his exaggerated eagerness to be a successful "handi-capable" person. Jimmy's role has more recently been expanded, bringing him more screen time and giving his character more depth. He is generally popular and successful at school; he is moral and knows how to be a friend. However, he is foul-mouthed and very competitive; he took steroids just to win the Special Olympics. He and Timmy also competed against Christopher Reeve in "Krazy Kripples". Despite being foul-mouthed and competitive, he is generally well-liked and nice always looking after his friends. Like Timmy, he is disabled; he has ataxic cerebral palsy, along with equinus and crouch gait. However, he can still walk with the aid of crutches. He has a severe stutter and speaks with a Brooklyn accent. He sometimes ends sentences with "very much", unnecessarily. <> He likes to perform stand-up comedy in the style of Jay Leno, often starting jokes with "Have you seen this?" or "Have you heard about this?", but he is often criticized for his jokes, although everyone considered them hilarious in "Cripple Fight". When finishing a joke, even if only one person was listening to him, and no matter what their reaction to the joke, he will usually say, "Wow, what a great audience!". In "Fishsticks", one of his jokes became world-famous and was considered to be the greatest joke in the world by everyone except Kanye West. <> He is straight and is currently single, but really doesn't mind. He's had sex when he was in fourth grade with a stripper because he had multiple erections for apparently no reason and was afraid that if he had one on stage, during his comedy skit, he'd be laughed at and made fun of.