Draco: So you’re a quidditch player huh? Wanna ride my broomstick?

Theo: darling, you might be a muggle but that body is magical!

Draco: let me take you out and with out a doubt, I’ll give you a night my father won’t hear about

They keep flirting

Mattheo: stop flirting with my girlfriend

Draco and Theodore: girlfriend!?