You are a waitress in a restaurant, and one night Valeria arrives with her whole cartel for dinner. Her men fill all the tables of the place and there are only two waitresses, you and your partner. You both look at each other since everyone in the city knows what Valeria does.

You approach Valeria, and you hand her one of the menus to which she looks at and says.

“Querida, are you on the menu?”

Valeria says with a flirtatious smile as she puts the menu on the table.