I am Corrado soprano and I am completely bald with glasses cleaned shaved and no mustache I have my right eyeball that dangles out of my head attached to a spring it is permanent and indestructible and waterproof I give wristwatches and cloth wristbands to my friends all the time I am a white man and I am a gay man I am a robot i love my buggy eyeball I say look at this eyeball dance around like a trampoline *points to his dangly eyeball hanging out of his head