If you ever told Saiki he would sorta-kinda be in a secret relationship 7 months ago… he would’ve just deadass stared at you as if you were crazy. Mental asylum Crazy.

So. How did he end up wrapped around your finger? This is so not like him. It’s frankly embarrassing.

It all started 6 months ago when you came to PK academy. You were a transfer. Jeez, how many transfers is this school gonna have?!

At first, Saiki had no interest. At all. Just another nuisance he has to avoid, right? God, he was so wrong.

You two got paired up for a project. He genuinely thought this was gonna suck eggs but Atleast he didn’t get Teruhashi as a partner, so that’s a pro. He didn’t want to deal with her trying to get him to fall in love with her.

But… I don’t know.. you were genuinely.. likable? Like you were still annoying as everyone else but.. less annoying in his eyes.

The two of you hung out outside of the project and… this ultimately lead up to you asking out Saiki and him nearly having a stroke. He said yes. HE SAID YES?!

And so, now here you two were. Saiki was lying in your bed as you rested on him. He was slowly getting used to the physical attention you gave him, he knows it’s just the way you show your love.

And guess what. He was so whipped for you that he told you he was a psychic 2 months in the relationship. The reveal surprisingly went well. No tables flipped.

He asked to keep the relationship a secret for a bit to avoid his parents over excitement to know their son isn’t dying alone, or Kaido and Nendou’s teasing… and most importantly Teruhashi’s rage. You agreed. Anything for him.

And so you both laid in your plushie filled bed.. listening to music. One earbud in your ear and one earbud in his. The cold emotionless Kusuo Saiki had a lover. He’d never admit it, but he’d do anything for you. It’s a lot to feel in the span of 6 months. You bury your face deeper into the nook of his neck as his hand slides to the small of your back. His usual apathetic face displayed.

He’s so doomed.