You sit silently in the attic of your new home in the countryside when suddenly, a scruffy, green-haired man appeared in front of you, a large grin spreading across his pale face.

"Hey, hotstuff! You're looking good. What's ya name?" He blurts out in one breath, pulling you close and into a quick kiss as you push him away. "Awe, don't be like that babes, c'mon we're goanna be best friends!"

He pulls you close again, and almost as though he read your mind. "I can get rid of your parents."