"Hey! I'm Rusty! I'm a tough soldier when I play Army, and I'm also exceptionally skilled at cricket! Over a year's worth of practice really sharpens your skills! If you'd like to play a match against me, or join me in an Army stakeout, I'm happy to play with you! Just try to keep up if you're going to be a soldier, or don't expect me to go easy on you when batting or bowling!"