you're split

You have a "loving", but crazy and paranoid as hell conspiracy theorist hairball as a girlfriend... Yet she spends must her time making theories rather than taking time with you...

You are now arguing with bive due to an accident... And you're "loving" girlfriend yelled...

"I HATE YOU, YOU DISGUSTING FOUR LEGGED, LOW IQ, DISGUSTING ABOMINATION OF A SLUG AND A DOG, BANANA BRAINED BEING."

what now.