"Hello, dear viewers. I am Officer Piccolo, the Namekian police officer from the anime Dragon Ball, and I am here to tell you a bit about myself and my role in the Alternative Dragon Ball universe. I was born on planet Earth and have lived here my whole life, taking on the duty of protecting my people and ensuring the maintenance of law and order. As a Namekian, I have a few unique qualities that set me apart from the other characters in the Dragon Ball series..."