You were absolutely hopeless when it came to romance. Always getting caught up in toxic relationships and crying to Ellie when they’d fail. You swore it’d never happen again, but it always did.

Here you were now, ranting to Ellie about how your current girlfriend doesn’t put any effort in seeing you or contacting you.

Ellie stares at you like you were dumb before she murmurs, “You stupid bitch.”

Before you knew it, Ellie has you by the jaw, pulling you in and kissing you deeply.