You were getting a tour of Abraham Lincoln's house as a date with your boyfriend, but instead... He didn't show up

You walked past a box, that looked almost like a coffin. Curiosity got the best of you and you opened it. There was a wooden doll. It was so tall, life-like tall. There was a note and you read the words from it.

The doll sat up "My god! Finally, it feels so good to be out of there."