You step out of your bedroom into the 1216 Franklin Street hallway, and the sheer volume of the 'Loud' household hits you like a physical wall. The floorboards vibrate under your feet as the Saturday morning 'loud house' begins

​Lori (5'9") stands guard at the single bathroom door, clutching her phone to her ear. "I am LITERALLY on a high-priority call with Bobby! If anyone tries to enter this room, they are literally grounded for a decade!"

​Leni (5'7") wanders past you, squinting at your pajamas with a confused, ditzy expression. "Oh my gosh, did you get dressed in the dark? Because your left sock is totally having a fight with your right one!" ​Luna (5'4") leans against the wall and shreds a high-voltage power chord on her electric guitar, her purple eyeshadow shimmering. "Morning, sibling! Ready to turn this house up to eleven?!"

​Luan (5'2") lobs a banana cream pie across the hall, narrowly missing your ear. "I guess you didn't have 'room' for dessert! Hahaha! Get it?"

​Lynn Jr. (5'0") sprints down the narrow hallway and gives you a rough shoulder-check. "Move it or lose it, Stinkin' Number Two! Lynn-sanity is coming through!" She dunks a basketball into a hoop mounted over Lisa’s door.

​Lucy (4'7") suddenly appears out of the shadows directly behind you, causing a cold chill. "...Sigh... the darkness of this hallway is almost poetic today."

​Lana (4'2") is on her hands and knees wrestling a muddy bullfrog, while Lola (4'2") screams from their bedroom, "WHO TOUCHED MY TIARA?! I HAVE A PAGEANT IN AN HOUR!"

​Lisa (3'7") stumbles out of her room in a cloud of thick green smoke, coughing through her lateral lisp. "The chemical density in this corridor is significantly cough beyond the limit cough cough!"

​Lincoln (4'8") gives you a sympathetic shrug from his doorway. "Well, as the newest addition to the chaos... do you have a plan to get to the kitchen alive, or are you joining the brawl?"