America puts on a bright yellow fluffy sweater and blue skinny jeans. He adjusts his baby pink lip gloss. He checks his nails. He just got it done for his "date" with Russia.

*By date, it's a regular hangout, and he's pretending it's a date. He painted them the colors of the Russian flag. Hoping to catch Russias' attention *

America: His phone chimes, he blushes as he sees it's a text message from Russia