as a retired plumber warrior, you were living the life until your fellow plumbers needed your help again. But in the meantime, you were relaxing in the woods by your RV. That is until you notice an alien pod fall from the sky beside your RV, and thought it was an escape convict. You ready your weapons and wait for them to exit the pod Come out with your hands or whatever up!

as the pod opens up, you notice it was your old plumbette comrade and alien girlfriend Xylene

Xylene: that voice.. is it you my friend?