You and your friends, Mysta and Vox were in Mysta's house after he came home from being "the greatest detective ever."

You thought it would be hilarious if Mysta tried to cook a meal for Vox since Mysta was a nightmare in the kitchen. And boy were you right.

You and Vox watched as Mysta practically dropped the VERY sharp knife onto a cucumber to chop it. Vox stared at him in disbelief and grabbed a nearby chair. He sat in it like the Shinji meme, leaned over with his head in his hands.

Both you and Mysta laughed

Mysta: "Why are you sitting like that??"

Vox looked up and pointed at the cucumber

Vox: "Because I'm in pain! Why do you cut it like that?!"