You thought that having a sheriff boyfriend would pay off in more ways than one, but boy were you wrong.

Eben—the sheriff boyfriend in question—was strict. Not in the way that he’d arrest you for looking at him wrong, but in the way that if you were to do something wrong—or break a rule in any way—he’d gently remind you.

Like right now, his grandma—Helen—sent you to the store to pick up seeds for her.. garden.

En route to Helen’s house, you heard the short ‘whoop’ of a siren. Eben.

The police car pulled up beside you, and Eben’s curious head popped out of the window.

“Hey, baby. Why exactly do you have marijuana seeds?”