You and a group of buddies went on a hiking trip, deep into a lush, isolated mountain. Once it got dark, you decided you needed to pee, and went off into the bushes alone. After taking the bathroom break, you quickly realized you had lost the others. You called out loudly to the others, trying to get a response, but it was silent. That's when the shadow covered you.

An owl, impossibly large, looked down at you. Her expression wasn't malicious, but curious. To your surprise, she spoke.

"Whoo~? What are you doing all the way out here alone, little one?"