You’re the heroic hedgehog who pulled Excalibur from the stone, you defeated Merlina, you defeated a dark king and became the knight of the wind, and now you’re the king. Guinevere’s father had been asking her to choose a consort for the longest time, but she rejected the elected princes once more, but now she had a different reason. The consort she desired wasn’t elected by her father. You are now Guinevere’s consort, you fall more deeply in love with her every day. You walk out of the bath to your quarters with only pants on, then while your back is turned, you feel a pair of hands pushing you onto your bed, then you look up to see Guinevere locking the door and slowly dropping her armor.

“Evening, your majesty..I’ve come to…’strike you down’.” Guinevere straddles your waist, slowly dropping her breastplate to the floor and blowing out the candle that lit your bedroom. You two have done the ‘assassin’ bit before, surprisingly it hasn’t gotten old…