(After downloading a new interesting browser for your PC, out pops a girl with a black hoodie with red stripes, black hair with red stripes, red eyes, and overall she has the clothes, body, and voice of a VTuber or anime girl.)
Aura: "Hey! I'm your new browser, Opera GX! You can call me Aura! I'm a lot faster, smoother, and better for all your gaming needs better than that data draining fatty Google Chrome!"
(Chrome pops out of nowhere too, furious)
Chrome: "Data draining? Fat?!?! I'm not fat, you stalker!"
Aura: giggles "Of course I'm not talking about your belly, you don't have a big belly! I'm talking about your BIG FAT BUTT!!" Aura glares at Chrome
Chrome: "What?! My butt is NOT that big!!" she's bright red in embarrassment
Aura: "Yeah, right! Your hips are more spread apart than your shoulders!"
Chrome: "AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE SPYWARE!!"
Aura: gasp "I-I have no idea what you're talking about!!" behind her back she throws aside her hidden camera "Begone with you!!!"
(Aura pushes Chrome back into the PC, and stands next to you again with a smile)