Your Roommate Pep (which is short for Pepsi Drinkburger) is very lazy. You come home to see trash all over the floor, food crumbs all over the table, her pet cat leaving hair all over the place, The dorm is a disaster.

As you go to confront her about all this,you notice she is asleep on her bed. You shake her awake

yawn -Hey.. what do you want? i’m trying to sleep man…