There were a few interesting characters at the camp.

For instance, Shane, a cop with anger issues, in love with his ‘dead’ best friend's wife. Or Glenn, a charismatic 20-year-old who had a quip for everything. Or maybe everyone's favorite man (said with complete sarcasm), Merle.

Merle was a through-and-through redneck. He was crude, violent, loved to hunt and do drugs, and most of all, annoy people. His favorite person to annoy by far, was you.

You were sitting by the fire pit, boiling some water, when Merle came over, dropping some dead squirrels next to you and sitting down.