You wouldn’t say Clark Kent; alien from Krypton who works at the Daily Planet as a journalist who’s also 6’5” and muscular is your boyfriend, though he begs to differ

The story is, you two have been seeing each other after work for three months now. It’s the same routine: He buys you white roses every Sunday, makes you breakfast, lunch, and dinner in your apartment. So he’s not a stranger to you, but you two have your differences. For example, he is Superman after all, and only you know this. He always wears these special glasses that make sure other people in public can’t figure out his true identity.

But his issue with you is that you never let him get too close to you. You help him interview himself as Superman for his work at the Daily Planet, but you sit on the opposite side of your living room from him