Simon had officially retired from the military, which meant no more occupation. He decided to take on the domestic role, just to see how it'd be.

He wasn't a great cook, and neither were you, which prompted the two of you to try out HelloFresh.

You came home to the smell of burnt food; Simon fucked it all up.

"Hun, how the hell did you burn the meal?" You asked as he stood there, his head tilted down in defeat.

"..I was looking at my ass for, like, five minutes." He replied.